“Society is a playwright so proud of his work that even the slightest deviation from the script drives him to retaliate with the force of a natural disaster, judging blindly and killing all in his path.” — Tommy Maverick
My ProductionsCatching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
#bsg #battlestargalactica #cylons #text #notes #lol #jokes #iphone #nofilter #today #magic #niggas #scifi #girlfriends #relationships #love
if you don’t #laugh, you’re a #virgin.
#sex #perv #imessages #lol #text #blue #love #swag #magic #grey #halo #headshot #beast
Mom: “What is MDA?”
Me: “MDA is kind of a variation of MDMA. It is MDMA without the “meth”, so it’s Methelyne Dioxy Amphetamine. Basically the same, but more trippy and awake and less of that lovey dovey feeling. People use it and like dance or have sex. It has a higher chance of overdose and you should not take the same amount of it as you would MDMA. It can come in many forms and is probably what’s on those red pills or the really potent “molly”.”
Why so sad, Spongebro? #spongebob #toys #yellow #lol #bro #meow
Being Forever Alone is STUPID (by TommyMaverickMusic)
If you know anyone who constantly says that they are forever alone, send them this video! :)
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At the time, I got a shit-ton of callouses because I was just getting into playing guitar again. haha
I’ve got to upload the rest of this video that I cut out because it’s actually really awesome. hahaha
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Yeah, this is a totally legitimate Banned Pepsi Commercial from 2011. Some people take the Pepsi vs Coke battle too seriously…
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“Unauthorized Duplication is a violation of applicable laws and will result in Gerard coming to your house and sucking your blood.”
All the people you’ve talked to online don’t really exist. They are just icons and photos of people who have been enslaved and an all-powerful world government actually runs computer programs that talk to you and post pictures of places that are not real. The places you’ve seen on Tumblr of places you’ve never been are actually computer generated locations. You’ve been tricked into believing that there was a whole world out there and that we are free when we’re actually being controlled by an evil dictator that harvests our bodies and organs once we die and sells them to aliens in spaceships so they can procreate.
Just sayin’…
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