“Society is a playwright so proud of his work that even the slightest deviation from the script drives him to retaliate with the force of a natural disaster, judging blindly and killing all in his path.” — Tommy Maverick
My ProductionsCatching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Like, it would really weird. haha
Some people will have had sex with like five girls named “Claire” and then a couple others with spelling variations…. It’s just kind of weird to me. I mean, could you ever fuck someone that has the same name as your most recent ex??
I just wouldn’t.
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Yeah, that’s always good. *98273498734 messages from anons*
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DO IT
Sex. Sex. Sex.
1 - A quality I would want in a future girlfriend/boyfriend
A quality that I would want in a future girlfriend/boyfriend is that they text back INSTANTLY. hahaha I really dislike it when people in general take hours to text back. That drives me insane… really.
2 - A place I would like to visit.
I would love to visit Spain. Seems like a pretty cultural place. And well… I just love Spanish. haha
3 - Something I am proud of.
I don’t stay proud of things… I like to accept that an endeavor was successful and that my objectives have been met, but I focus on what I’m going to do next. I am however proud of other people for the choices they make and their accomplishments!
4 - One of my insecurities.
Uh, I am usually scared that people will leave my life, fuck me over, or betray me. But I know how to manage those feelings. It’s just something that I worry about a lot.
5 - A secret.
I… like… sex.
6 - An ideal date.
One that either involves a concert, lazertag, or guns/video games/art/explosions/fireworks. I am pretty open to anything, but I can tell you, I want the date to be DIFFERENT than what people do normally. I mean, I like to go on a fucking adventure when it comes to a date if possible.
7 - A turn on.
People who are comfortable with their “imperfections”.
8 - A turn off.
When girls tan every day because they don’t like their pale skin… or when people wear Miraculous Bras… :(
9 - Something that makes me happy.
Blowjobs, chick flicks, and cuddling. :)
10 - Something I regret.
Not being able to fly… I know, completely out of my hands… Damn you, evolution/creationism/whatever.
11 - Something that’s on my mind.
THIS FUCKING PROJECT OF AWESOME.
12 - A random fact about myself
I am really… weird. haha I’ll probably morph a few of your beliefs and change you in some way if we spend a lot of time together.