I have a problem with typing the words “Mirror” and “Horror”… and pretty much anything that’s spelled like that. For some reason, I always accidentally spell out “Mirrow” or “Horrow”… The last “r” always becomes a “w”. It’s so weird.

1 - A quality I would want in a future girlfriend/boyfriend
A quality that I would want in a future girlfriend/boyfriend is that they text back INSTANTLY. hahaha I really dislike it when people in general take hours to text back. That drives me insane… really.

2 - A place I would like to visit.
I would love to visit Spain. Seems like a pretty cultural place. And well… I just love Spanish. haha

3 - Something I am proud of.
I don’t stay proud of things… I like to accept that an endeavor was successful and that my objectives have been met, but I focus on what I’m going to do next. I am however proud of other people for the choices they make and their accomplishments!

4 - One of my insecurities.
Uh, I am usually scared that people will leave my life, fuck me over, or betray me. But I know how to manage those feelings. It’s just something that I worry about a lot.

5 - A secret.
I… like… sex.

6 - An ideal date.
One that either involves a concert, lazertag, or guns/video games/art/explosions/fireworks. I am pretty open to anything, but I can tell you, I want the date to be DIFFERENT than what people do normally. I mean, I like to go on a fucking adventure when it comes to a date if possible.

7 - A turn on.
People who are comfortable with their “imperfections”.

8 - A turn off.
When girls tan every day because they don’t like their pale skin… or when people wear Miraculous Bras… :(

9 - Something that makes me happy.
Blowjobs, chick flicks, and cuddling. :)

10 - Something I regret.
Not being able to fly… I know, completely out of my hands… Damn you, evolution/creationism/whatever.

11 - Something that’s on my mind.
THIS FUCKING PROJECT OF AWESOME.

12 - A random fact about myself
I am really… weird. haha I’ll probably morph a few of your beliefs and change you in some way if we spend a lot of time together.

I never wear them because whenever I do, people are rude to me. Today, two people were rude to me. Today, I almost slapped my teacher and punched a tow truck guy.

So, my Professor in Comparative Politics has an iPhone 4. I noticed this during her lecture. She requires us to watch some BBC podcast on current events. I thought, “oh, maybe I can find that on iTunes or something?” so after class, I went up to her and asked, “Do you know if I can find that podcast on iTunes?” and she replied with “It’s not really in my job description to show you how to operate the iPhone 4. Figure it out!” I felt the urge to slap her in that moment, but realized that I’d probably get in trouble for that, so I just let it slide and said ” Thank you very much!” with a fake smile and turned around to walk out of the class. I was mad about that for about an hour. Haha

The tow truck guy was really rude to me. So, I’m doing laundry and some guy is looking at a car all suspicious in front of my apartment. I asked him, “hey, what happened to that car.” instead of telling me something like, “I’m not allowed to say” or “we’re towing it.” he looks at me and says, “why does it matter to you?” I wanted to strangle him to death, but I just said ok and turned around. I’m convinced that they were stealing the car because the tow truck didn’t have any company markings. The car was parked in a legal, unrestricted space on the street curb. There was no reason to tow it.

Because of these assholes, I have written this post. Basically, if you know an answer, use it. If you don’t know, say so. If you’re not allowed to say, say that you’re not allowed to say. And if you’re going to be rude, then shut the fuck up. :)

I’m good at stuff.

Which means, “Where is the library?” I went to a school that did not have a library and I did not go to ANY library for studying purposes during the entire course of high school.

which means, “I will cut you!” as if using a knife or bladed weapon. :)

I like it when a girl TYPES OUT “HAHA” or however many “HA”s she needs because I feel that “lol” is lazy. hahaha

There is ONE person who I don’t mind it with though… hahaha

So yeah… I don’t know. If you’re a girl that likes me and you’d like to hang out with me or something… make sure that you don’t text me lol all day long. haha And if we go on a date and you say “LOL” or “EL OH EL” out loud and it’s not a joke… Uh… hahaha sorry.

Oh, and I definitely like it when a girl uses the right “your.” You know the rules, kid! :) hahaha

I swear, I’m not a hipster.

My favorite animal is the “Fruit Bat”, also known as a FLYING FOX. haha There are many reasons why, but I will list these three:

1) They can be fucking huge

2) They have the same face as a fox, but they fucking FLY!

3) They are misunderstood and BADASS. JUST LIKE ME. :)

So yeah… Flying Foxes. :D

I do not prefer to perform sexual acts with girls who shave their stuff. I mean, it’s cool, shave your legs… arms… face… armpits… WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY… But please… keep your pleasure zone natural! haha I mean, trim it. Don’t keep it like a jungle. Just makes sure that there’s something there… hahaha

I don’t want to fuck a little girl… and shit, if you look like one down there, I might be too into it. hahaha

I like stuff natural. Shit, I’m a little old fashioned.

Just another RANDOM FACT.

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I just got yelled at for not knowing my lines well sorry we’ve never rehearsed this off book and the play is in 3 weeks and this scene is terribly written

You are a true artist when you start to feel like everyone else is an idiot and all the stuff that you’re doing with others is mediocre. haha WRITE YOUR OWN PLAYS! :D

Shit, that’s what I did, but with music. haha

I once had a summer,
Now I’ve got only weeks.
Love is a mission,
But the end we don’t seek.

I’d have to stop listing things as “Thing 1, thing 2, and thing 3” and start listing them as “Thing 1, thing 2 and thing 3.” which I think is just unclear and wrong. haha I’ve been doing it the first way since… oh… I learned how to write. :)

Maybe journalism should change to do it MAH WAY! hahaha

Naw, I don’t even really want to be a journalist. But I do wish that journalists would make their lists that way so that I don’t have to question if it’s saying “Today I ate bacon, avocados, and chicken.” or “Today I ate bacon, avocados and chicken.” See, now I can’t tell if they ate bacon, avocados, AND chicken or if they JUST ate bacon and they are just saying AVOCADOS AND CHICKEN randomly. Fuck man… Written English is weird. haha

P.S. Webster dictionary should include the following words in their dictionary: Battlestar, Galactica, and Caprica.

My favorite song OF ALL TIME is “The Ecstasy of Gold” by Ennio Morricone. You know the song if you’ve ever been to the Bellagio at Las Vegas, Nevada and you’ve heard that really western song. haha I’m about to post some videos of it. It’s a very famous and recognizable track. haha :)

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I AM HALF!!!! HAHA :D